Many sexually inadequate men invaded the State Capitol with their loaded guns out of fear they may no longer be able to bring their loaded guns into the State Capitol because they need to protect themselves from other people with loaded guns. Or something. They’re really frightened.
I call them the Small Penis Brigade.
The SPB has a two-fold mission:
- Prove they have large penises
- Stop any proposal (aside from arming more people) that might slow our gun violence epidemic.
So a debate on preventing people from carrying loaded weapons inside our State Capitol brings out the SPB. Members of the SPB dangle their little weapons in full public view in a vain hope to convince everyone that they, in fact, are not sexually inadequate.
Furthermore, they are afraid that if they couldn’t bring their guns into the Capitol, their already dessicated manhoods would shrivel even further because they’d be afraid without their guns.
Minnesota’s emotional battle over gun violence came home to the “People’s House” on Tuesday.
“The Capitol is a place for a free-flowing exchange of opinions and ideas — not bullets,” said Sami Rahamim, whose father and six others died when an employee who had just been fired pulled out his Glock at Accent Signage in Minneapolis last September and started shooting. Rahamim urged a state panel to recommend a ban to gun-carrying at the Capitol both as a safety measure and to prevent intimidation.
Kris Kranz, who brought his .40-caliber Glock to the hearing loaded with 15 rounds, said he feels safer with his own weapon. “You have to be your own hero on your own white horse,” Kranz said, adding that he should retain that right.
(Star Tribune)
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