Shifting blame on to an innocent party doesn't do anyone any good. Go whole hog and straight up frame them.
Life Advice: Life is a long, ugly experiment in Getting It Wrong. Leave school now. This is all you need to know.
In all you do, never forget you are a creature of spirit. Also farts. Mostly farts, actually.
I like your weird.
You like my weird.
What else is there to talk about ?
Tonight is not for the usual fuckoffery. See, there were many fucks given on this night tho they mattered very little..
You can't just hand fucks out to just anyone ya know, you must first ingest mind altering substances.
Here's a fuck, there's a fuck, everywhere there's a stupid, moronic, annoying, fuck!