Hi! I know we haven't really gotten to know each other, but I'm here to drop a steaming load in the comments to your diary.
What's the topic? Syria? OK I can work with that, because honestly the topic doesn't matter much. I'll be doing a lot of smug self-righteous posturing, and all my priggish little buddies will be tagging along. You may remember us from a dozen other issues that we supposedly cared about a lot, and now we've decided this issue would benefit from our outrage.
You see I really really care about the NSA, sexism, Palestine, LGBT, GMO, guns, Syria, yeah that's the ticket, Syria. I really really care. And to prove it, I'll pretend to get really angry and offended, and that proves that I'm better than you. So pissing all over your diary just proves what an incredibly nice person I am.
And don't try to prove you have knowledge on this subject, because that just proves you are a shill. My ignorance is just one more form of proof that I am pure of heart and you are not. It's also very effective trolling to give derpy stupid answers, and I manage to use the same handful of stock comments on pretty much every issue. And the really great part is that the dumber I sound, the more recs I get. It doesn't matter how many years I keep the saying the same thing, I'll get dozens of recs for the same comments. You know how Palin says "teleprompter" and all over America thousands of goobers laugh on cue? They laugh so damn hard that they fall right out of their damn recliners and probably a half dozen actually have heart attacks and die and go to live with Jesus forever and ever? Yep, like that. I got that routine down cold.
Now stop persecuting me!!!!
Truth be told, I'm angry pretty much all the time. I'm a lot like my old man that way. Yeah, my dad was a real asshole, kept all eleven of us kids locked in the tool shed for most of our childhood. What's that? There are support groups for people with shitty childhoods and anger problems? See here's my issue with that - in support groups they make you take turns, and that's just unacceptable because this is all about me, me, me god damn it.
Ooops, I meant it's about the Syrians.
Or whatever you write a diary about, I'll still be there trying to be the center of attention to compensate for my total lack of self esteem. And I'll be saying the exact same things that I said about the last dozen issues I was supposedly so passionate about.
My feelings are all that count, and it doesn't even matter whether they are real or not. You have to respect my "feelings" and act as if they are real, or there is going to be trouble. And those "feelings" are all that counts - . it's not as if I have an action plan, or a goal, or anything that would lead to any tangible progress on this issue.....and, well, that pretty much sums up the rest of my life as well. And that's why I'm here all the time, because I have nothing better to do. Well actually, I have tons of better things to do, but they would involve interacting with real people and not always being the center of attention on every issue.
.....and what was the issue again? Oh right, Syria! Get that diary posted 'cause I'm brewing a dump that would gag a monkey, you bigoted corporate shill!