In a panic move to flee the commie influences of simple H2O conservatives are fleeing in droves to the driest place on earth, many of whom are of course busy trying to decipher maps of the DC area.
Rush Limbaugh "Oh the wet pinko horror, no more shall it pass my lips."
Ann Coulter "Liberals are well known to be wet, I have started a strict regime of dessication and possibly even fossilization."
Ted Cruz "I'm going on a light sweet crude diet, starting immediately"
Why do you ask, this sudden hydrophobia?
WATERTOWN, Wis. — First lady Michelle Obama led Wisconsin high school students in a toast to “the best drink in town” Thursday as she launched a campaign to encourage people to drink more water — something she said was the single best thing Americans could do to improve their health.Mitch McConnell has launched a senate inquiry to find out why Coca‑Cola is diluting their fine all American drink with water stating "liberals are intent on polluting our precious bodily fluids."
One can only stand by and cheer on the drive for dessication, I would suggest they change to Pepsi but I have heard from Alex Jones that this may indeed also contain water.