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Ahoy thar, fellow venthooligans! Welcome to another Thursday nightfall edition 'o Th' Insliumberacs Bunghole wit' Cap'n Craig Ferguson! Catchin' on to a theme here? As Long Johny-boy (aka Eric) Stratton informed us in an earlier diary, it be speak Like a scurvy pirate Day, so smartly grab yer spiced grog an hornpipes an gather pirates bilge rat jolly Rogers!
Here be a couple 'o links
http://postlikeapirate.com/
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/...
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/...
Now, fer th' lowdown on CraigyFerg. t'night's guests be th' lovely wenches Connie Britton 'n Aimee Garcia.
A wee entertainment first:
This is hysterical, IMHO,
at 9:34 Craig talks pirate:
Last nights show: