I feel very special right now. You see, just a short time ago a very kind Tony Perkins from the Family Research Council called and asked if I would participate in a short survey about Obamacare. First he ran off a list of legal disclaimers which I am sure were designed to protect me from evil government overlords, and then he assured me the survey would take no longer than 90 seconds because he knows how busy I am. Great! First question:
If you think the coming Obamacare regulations will hurt my family, press (1). If you think they will help, press (2).I pressed (2).
Thank you. Good bye.At first I thought that was not 90 seconds…but then realized I had answered all his questions with one quick punch on the phone keyboard. Apparently stupid people need to be asked many more questions before Tony can figure out what the hell they are thinking.
I am smart, Tony Perkins said as much. Respect!