Scam I Am
An Open Letter to Senator Ted Cruz of Texas:
Dear Senator Cruz,
On the occasion of your "filibluster" (h/t Ben Alpers), I wanted to communicate my own thoughts as a parent of two disabled children who would be denied coverage for their pre-existing conditions if your pathetic, spite-driven and spittle-flecked scheme to defund Obamacare had a hope in Hades of succeeding. First let me compliment on being born in Canada, which is quite the best thing about you. The worst is of course that you were ever born at all, you putrescent tuft of scrotal fungus. While I understand that the banjo-playing, livestock-molesting, slack-jawed yokels that you laughably call constituents may well support your risible, symbolic stunt, I reserve the right to burn you symbolically in effigy in response. And when you invoke the good name of Dr Seuss in the course of your inane prattling, then, Sir, you go too far. I have, however, no doubt that the effluent of verbiage that you have unleashed upon an innocent world in the last 24 hours will make your name in the neo-Fascist quagmire that is today's Republican Party. Oh, the places you'll go.*
Sincerely,
Bob Lemon
* Hell, indisputably.
See over the fold for how Dr Seuss will now have to be revised in light of the besmirchment perpetrated by the junior Senator from Texas.
Mr Sh*t Goes to Washington
I am Scum
I am Scum
Scum I am
That Scum-I-am
That Scum-I-am!
I do not like
that Scum-I-am!
Do you like
egregious shams?
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Scum-I-am.
I do not like
egregious shams.
Would you like them
Here or there?
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here or there.
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anywhere.
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egregious shams.
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Scum-I-am.
Would you like them
in the House?
Would you like them
in a blouse?
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in the House.
I do not like them
in a blouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like egregious shams.
I do not like them, Scum-I-am.