Some asshole bought a Gold iPhone 5S on eBay for $10,000 to remind the rest of us peons just how poor and powerless we are.
There's something wrong with the world if Flo Rida doesn't have a hype man named Hangin' Chad.
Somewhere in America. A man just wrapped up a 3-year prison sentence. Amongst his personal effects is a useless iPhone 2.
We should have Science Police that fly into churches with jet packs and yell out complex equations.
Breaking Bad Prediction:
Walter Jr. Is approached by the FBI. After surgery he becomes a cyborg destined for one thing: Killing his father.
We gotta stop judging artists by their personal lives. Yes, Kanye and Mel Gibson are insane, but those dudes created some amazing shit.
Next time you're in Subway, ask the dude where platform 9 3/4 is, then wink at him until the shrooms wear off.