There's an epidemic plaguing mankind, slowly dissolving the very fabric of all that is enjoyable. The medical nomenclature is "sobriety."
The world needs a superhero that goes around throwing baggies of weed at pissed off people.
Things will go a lot more smoothly if we remember we're all ashamed of ourselves.
In a folder hidden deep on your hard drive, two files meet in secret:
Internet Explorer: We need to get him to open us
Adobe Update: Indeed
If you're ever in an awkward situation, kick your leg up, scream "SHAMON," and moonwalk away. You just won life.
Are you channeling an ancient barbarian because you have to tell me if you are.
Wizard of Oz hands cocaine to Lion, ecstasy to Tin-man, and Adderall to Scarecrow