I woke up this morning with the lyrics to this song floating around in my head. So I had to write them down quickly before I forgot them (which I tend to do). The song and lyrics are called: “I ain’t doin’ no goosesteppin’ (For you, Senator Cruz)”. I’ve tightened the lyrics up a little bit, but they’re mostly what came to me in my early morning dream. I imagined the melody to be a country-western type tune with a twangy steel guitar, but I can’t remember now how the exact melody went (which doesn’t matter since I can’t write music anyway).
So head below the orange doohickey to read my latest bit of dream verse. I hope you all enjoy it and laugh as much as my wife did when I first read it to her. A laugh is better than a cry much of the time anyway, especially now.
I ain’t doin’ no goosesteppin’ (For you, Senator Cruz)
I ain’t doin’ no goosesteppin’
For you, Senator Cruz
And I ain’t doin’ no tea partyin’
That ain’t nothin’ but heart breakin’
That’s true, Senator Cruz
Now all of your pontificatin’
It just leads to people hatin’
You fool, Senator Cruz
And shuttin’ down the U.S.A.
That just ain’t the American way
So this is what I have to say:
F. U., Senator Cruz