If it wasn't so damn serious it would be hilarious.
We don't need no FEMA camps.
Quick declare a state of emergency.
Phew FEMA workers are back to work!
Oh my god Yellowstone is closed [Chuck Nuthammer in the WP], think of teh children!
It's sickeningly funny watching these clowns on the right weep in their cheerios.
My God we are strong sturdy anti-government types, we are independent, we are strong.
Oh wait, someone is causing fear in the Capital, where is security!!!!
The petty selfish whining is reaching supersonic intensity.
Go on admit it you selfish assholes.
You need federal workers, you need government because without it you are just whinging toddlers.
Ye gawds you make me want to vomit.