Back in 2012 Kate and I visited Mark Twain's house in Hartford, and in the visitor center, I found a t-shirt that was perfect for that year's election. Those of us in MD-01 are burdened with a hopeless T-publican. The Maryland Dem Party's ability to respond with a great candidate has truly been clown-car politics. (Well, the reality is that they don't really give a damn about the district.)
So this shirt, except for necessary washings, gets worn until Congress starts doing the job it is legally required to do.