If you say hello to a tea party person he will think he has something to say.
If a tea party person thinks he has something to say he will go t a town hall meeting.
If a tea party person says something at a town hall meeting other tea party people will think he should be in politics
If tea party people think a tea party person should be in politics they will give him money
If a tea party person gets money he will run for Congress.
If a tea party person runs for Congress he will say very stupid things.
If a tea party person says stupid things running for Congress other stupid people will vote for him.
If stupid people vote for a tea party person he may win a seat in Congress.
If a tea party person wins a seat in Congress he will go to Congress with the promise to keep the government from doing anything.
If a tea party person goes to Congress to keep the government from doing anything he will find other tea party people who are going to Congress to keep government from doing anything.
If a bunch of tea party people are in Congress to keep the government from doing anything they will think defunding the government is a good idea.
If a tea party person thinks defunding the government is a good idea they will believe it is a good thing to defund the government.
If a tea party person believes it is a good thing to defund the government they will not raise the debt limit.
If a tea party person does not raise the debt limit they will destroy the U.S. and world economies.
If a tea person destroys the U.S. and world economies they will not understand what is going on and think they are doing a good thing.
If a tea party person thinks they are doing a good thing even though they are destroying the U.S. and world economies they will keep doing it.
If a tea party person keeps voting to destroy the U.S. and world economies everybody else is truly f***ed.
DO NOT SAY HELLO TO A TEA PARTY PERSON!!!