It's time to print the trillion-dollar coin. Get it printed, show it off to the Republicans, and take the wind out of their sails.
However, in the spirit of bipartisanship, I will offer ONE kindly concession to our Republican compatriots....
For decades now, Republicans have wanted to put their hero on American currency.
So, to give them the bread crumb they need SO desperately at this point, without further ado, HERE is the peace pipe I would hand to the Republicans.
The person ON the trillion-dollar coin should be none other than the GODFATHER of deficit spending, the POPE of bloated, runaway defense spending, and the KING of Republican hypocrisy himself:
There you go, Republicans. There's your consolation prize. Now, let's carry on.