It's possible he is just trying to get me to stop tracking his bonehead moves and leave him alone (fat chance of that jerkface) but now I'm beginning to think he is actually planning his bonehead moves just to taunt me. There really could be no other explanation for this little gem staring me in the face this morning. I'll save you the trouble.
"Sanford Applauds Constituent Chris Cox" is a headline article on his website praising that dude who took his lawnmower up to cut the grass at the Lincoln Memorial. Yeah - that dude is from my district too. Here's my favorite part:
I’m impressed, Chris embodies what it means to be not just a South Carolinian, but an American,” added Sanford. “He saw a job that wasn’t getting done and decided to take care of it. We are not a nanny state, and when government in this case chooses not to do something it’s in keeping with the American tradition to ask, “What can I do to fix the problem?” Chris’s example is one we could all learn from in Washington, and accordingly, I applaud him.
I'm probably going to take a blood pressure pill before actually responding but suffice it to say it's going to get ugly. My paycheck (along with my spouse's) will be auto deposited today and will be missing a week's pay thanks to this asshole congressman and his buddies. We can't make our bills and now have a family income of $0. Has he said anything about those of us he is helping to hold hostage without pay?
Oh and in this big old FUCK YOU article to the tens of thousands of federal employees in his district, does it escape his Tea Party-eaten brain that the government isn't choosing not to cut the grass? It's not being cut because he put the grass cutter out of work and now that victim of his bullshit is having trouble feeding his or her family. Please folks - help talk me down from the ledge because I'm a tiny fraction of an inch away from losing it.