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The Republican says, "This place is corrupt and evil. There's socializing going on in this bar. That's just one step from e-vile communism. They serve those people here too, you know. And, hey, the bartender makes too much money. We ought to burn this place down." He then grabs a bottle of whiskey, breaks it off at the neck, stuffs a handkerchief into the top, and pulls out a cigarette lighter, threatening to ignite his makeshift molotov cocktail and throw it at the bar.

The Democrat says, "Are you crazy? We own this place. You can't burn it down."

The Republican replies, "But it's evil, immoral. Especially upstairs. They do medical care up there, if you know what I mean. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Let me burn down the upper floor."

The Democrat says, "No you can't burn down the upper floor. Put down the bottle and we'll talk."

The Republican says, "You're not being fair. You won't negotiate. I need to burn down something. What can I burn down? How about just the left side of the bar?"

The Democrat says, "No, you can't burn down anything." He then says to the other patrons: "I'm sorry. My friend here is a little drunk with power. I won't let him burn anything down." And then he pushes him forcefully outside.

The patrons all applaud and wonder how they ever let a Republican get control of this bar.

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