Eat all your kid's Halloween candy because the world will fuck them over way worse than that later and they need preparation.
Work through your problems with a positive attitude, healthy friendships and mega fucktons of booze.
Encourage the best in everyone around you and they'll never notice if you steal some of their stuff.
Some believe all you need is love but everyone knows all you really need is fuckloads of money.
God: Just don't eat my apple
Adam: God and apple sitting in a tree
God: Stop
Eve: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
God: Staaaaahp runs out of Eden crying
Satan: You can erase me with a thought but you don't
God: So
Satan: You need me
God: leans and whispers Hold me
Satan: Not this shit again
Lawyer: Your honor, my client gives out King size candy bars on Halloween. Would a murderer do that?
Judge: slams gavel Case dismissed.