'I didn't know what was going on in my own company".
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Dear SEC:
Thank you, THANK YOU so much for the slap on the wrist today. I really do
appreciate the preferential treatment extended to me by your, heh heh.. federal department serving the people. This shows really good judgment on your part. I'm very sure other cheaters, errrrrr, I mean other investors like me are real scared of you now and won't engage in insider trading for years like my company did.
Yes, $1.2 Billion dollars ain't chicken feed... it's THE largest insider trading settlement in history, but hey, I don't have to go to prison for eleven years like that Indian guy did, and I still have $7 Billion or so to "invest" and build a nice nest egg for me and my family. and they are VERY happy I don't have to go to prison.
I'm relieved we were able to settle this prior to the holidays, so I can sit back and enjoy my 35,000 square foot manse, my hundreds of millions of dollars worth of art, my very expensive French and Italian wine cellar (that alone cost $5 million), my Cuban ceegars and so forth.
And finally, thank you for proving what a GREAT nation we live in!!
Heh hehhhh....
Sincerely yours,