Screw you guys, we're going home.
Colorado, baby.
Love it or leave it:
5 of 11 Colorado counties voted by strong margins Tuesday in favor of seceding from the state, the Denver Post reported.
Cheyenne, Kit Carson, Phillips, Washington, and Yuma counties voted for a 51st State Initiative, according to the Post. Voters in Weld County, the most populous of the counties that put a 51st state question on the ballot, resoundingly rejected secession 58 percent to 42 percent.
The deeply conservative counties involved consider Colorado too liberal and "urban" and oppressive of their northeastern Colorado beliefs, whatever the frack those are, and so want to form their own state, one with hookers, and blackjack. Well, one with more tracking and less gun regulation. Not sure on the blackjack. In any event, the election was entirely symbolic; the counties have no power to secede from their state without the say-so of both the state and the Congress, neither has, but part of being a true conservative in these modern times is having the willingness to piss away taxpayer money on pointless show votes that accomplish nothing. That, and wanting to secede from things.