So there we had it, a crooked politician taking bribes.
A white knight reformer comes in to knock him off and restore honor.
I shook his hand in the underground cell with its preintenet samizdat newspaper.
Of course, as you have had the whit to peak below the naranja samizdat medialuna, you know that this did not end well.
Incumbant Roompraro gave back the money, saying that he took it on a fantasy when he was {something something} and LOOK AT THAT! I swore I saw something.
While insurgent candidate Rompraro captured the resistance vote and was immediately promoted to the number three slot in the leg - right behind Speaker and Majority Leader. Who'd a thunk?