You can spend your life hating on terrorists, cancer, or yellow Starbursts, but you’re not a “hater” until you disagree with a stupid person.
DON'T DO COCAINE BECAUSE THEN THERE MIGHT NOT BE ANY COCAINE LEFT AND THE WORLD KIND OF FUCKING NEEDS COCAINE COCAINE COCAINE COCAINE COCAIN...
Meditate on your sins tonight and examine all the fun and interesting ways you can add to them tomorrow.
LESS THINKY, MORE DRINKY
"So you spend sometime chasing the dragon of enlightenment only to find that nothing is self illuminated, so you shine the light of reality..."
"Cars parked along the street look like they’re sniffing each other’s butts..."
*These observations brought to you by marijuana.
Have you seen a unicorn today?