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Daily Caller screenshot of story: Michelle Obama’s pleading falls on deaf ears, America’s eating habits deteriorate
Despite first lady Michelle Obama’s healthy living push, American eating habits deteriorated in the first 10 months of 2013, compared with 2012, according to a recent survey.

According to a Gallup survey released over the Thanksgiving holiday, the percentage of adults reporting that they ate healthy all day “yesterday” has been consistently lower all 2013 compared to 2012.

American eating habits deteriorated. Obviously it's Michelle's fault! You won't believe the crazy bullshit, all below the fold.

I wish King Obama would tell that dopy Queen of his to shut her ‘pie hole’. Oh wait, he can’t; she and Valerie Jarrett are in charge. Never mind.
If you're going to accuse someone of being dopey, it might be a good idea to spell "dopey" correctly, don't you think?
The Queen sits on her throne munching on Kobe Beef and lecturing the proletariat on what THEY should do. Reminiscent of Al Gore chastising us little people for our existence while burning fossil fuel like there is no tomorrow.
By all means, please eat like shit! The sooner you're gone, the sooner you're gone.
Agreed—she needs to shut her “pie” hole! Not to mention, in addition to the 9 pies, they had “sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, macaroni and cheese, green bean casserole, cornbread stuffing, oyster stuffing”…
The White House had a party ... WITH FOOD! Such a hypocrite!
0bama's angry wife does not like you.
Once upon a time, the First Lady advocated that people eat healthy. Which OBVIOUSLY means she hates your fucking guts, wanting to keep you alive and, well, healthy.
Who are your daughters real sperm donors?
... because that's the latest right-wing conspiracy theory?
Another utterance from this stupid cow:
"Barack Will Never Allow You to Go Back to Your Lives as Usual."

Sounds like something Hitler's wife would say.

I looked it up. It was at a 2008 campaign speech to students at UCLA:
Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.
OMG, she wants to keep her husband's core supporters involved, informed and engaged? Just like Hitler.
Mammalian ova have been cloned, producing female offspring, at least in farm animals, but I repeat myself.
Still trying to figure out where this repeats itself.
That's funny I hear radio adds by well spoken little girls saying that 1in 6 Americans go hungry? Hmmm?
From the article lede:
the percentage of adults reporting that they ate healthy all day “yesterday” has been consistently lower
If you go hungry, you didn't eat healthy all day yesterday. Obviously.
Last time I saw teeth like hers they were taking bites out of sea lion.
Her teeth look like shark teeth? That doesn't even make sense in bizarro conservaworld.
Is the queen angry the poor peasants are not following her strict orders?????

She should have launched "get your fat kids off the video games, and go outside and play" program.
But don't worry.
As more fat Mexicans come here illegally the US will once again gain its crown as the most obese.

But hey, if Michelle tells MEXICAN ILLEGALS to eat healthy ... is that still worse than Hitler?
The irony is that her hip measurements and the IQ of people who listen to her are IDENTICAL!
Is that "ironic" like a black fly in your chardonnay? Or like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife?
de frst ug ga ly ben carryin roun 2 big ole watermelons ta set oon afer she don waddles to an fro de hous.
The rebranding continues.
Michele knows she's supposed to be known for something....just being the wife of the greatest America hater and liar ever should be enough for one person.
Well, urging people to eat healthy is more proof that she hates America, because freedom!
Look how truly ugly she is, and ask yourself, “Would I take any kind of advice from her?”
U.S. first lady Michelle Obama waves before addressing the first session of the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina, September 4, 2012. .during first day of the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina September
You have to be truly ugly to think that is "truly ugly".
Whatever the Obamas want me to do, I do the opposite. Eat hearty my friends.
Obama says don't forget to breathe.
A picture of “Mooshelle Odumber” is the wrong poster “Boy” to emulate, she looks like an advertisement for a banana farmer.
She looks Panamanian?
Attention president ZERO and THE FIRST WOOKIE - get a life and leave mine alone.
It's libelous to suggest that Republicans are racist!
It troubles me to say this, but conservatives have to be intellectually honest to secure our rightful place on the high ground. It's not like people stopped using drugs because Nancy Reagan told us to "just say no." The only difference is that she got ridiculed mercilessly in the press. Well, there's another difference: Mrs. Reagan did not use drugs, unlike MO who eats like a horse while telling everyone else how to live their lives.
Was "just say no" worse than Hitler too?
Barackus has to tie a soup bone around her neck to get Bo the dog to play with her.
Michelle Obama says "eat healthy!" Conservatives are blinded by rage, say shit like that above.
Maybe if Seabiscuit didn't have so much junk in her own trunk she might have more credibility on the issue.
Michelle's butt is mordibly obese.

When will the press report on this?

Morbidly obese junk:
U.S. first lady Michelle Obama (L) greets the partner of France's President, Valerie Trierweiler, during an United Nations General Assembly event at the Studio Museum in New York September 24, 2013. REUTERS/Joshua Lott
moochelle obama can kiss my double cheeseburger loaded, with fries and a 40-ounce Classic Coke. What I eat is none of her __ business.

Suddenly I feel like ordering a Big Mac. Unless they've invented a Bigger Mac.

Chili's burger with two beef patties, bacon, onion rings and cheese
Eat lots of those. Dying early will SHOW THOSE OBAMAS who is boss! Because freedom isn't free healthy. Also, Hitler.
moo shell,
my belle,
affirmative action has treated you well,
my moo shell

Your iq your iq your iiiiii q,
is not as high as mine
but in this troubled time
you will be misperceived as smart and kind,

and i will say the only words i know
that you'll understand lunch,
my moo shell...

I've got an idea! If you are a racist conservative asshole, YOU don't have to eat healthy. Eat fucking arsenic for all anyone cares. Deal?
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