Club Heaven (Club Heav, for short), Club Paradise, Kingdom of God ... you know that "better place" were are heading to someday ... well, SOME of us are headed to -- if we "booked our reservations in advance," that is.
If not, well there's that Highway to Club Hades, that's free of charge. No questions asked, just show up. You'll have plenty of riff-raffy company leading you the way.
Club Hades -- an Exclusive Club it's not. Its only requirement for entree, is that Club Heav barred its doors to you. Lowlife excuse of a human, that you are. That their Bouncer said "No Way Dude." And you checked your wallet -- but you couldn't find the "1 Free Pass" card for the holder, you thought you had; no "automatic in" with the Club Owners, either.
"Sorry Dude, you shoulda got 'stamped' when you paid the cover," something Bouncer Paul, is very well known for saying.
Because, if you are familiar with Sin, and who isn't these day -- your better-than-thou dance card, just got revoked. Sorry folks those are club rules. Take it up with management. Maybe you could go on strike, or something? Make up some placards saying "Club Paradise doesn't live up to the hype." "Free Speech means Free Pie in the Sky." "A Free Coupon, should mean No Cover Charge."
But who needs harps and boundless banquets anyways, when gnawing hunger and cagey self-preservation 'have already possess your soul'?
If only you had just admitted it -- that you're a helpless sinner, like Phil, then you'd be as Good as Gold. Til then, just get at the back of the line of Good Deeds, you know like Marxist Pope Francis, and start earning enough bonus points to maybe 'fudge your way' in.
The Club Heav Bouncer gets groggy around 11 pm, so try to slip in then ... at least that's what the Hillbilly Hypocrites plan on doing ... maybe he'll be a little tipsy by then too, you never know?
For now, the Hillbilly Hypocrites are just plan on playing their self-righteously offended card ... long as they got the public podium, and all. Chalk it up to "spreading the good word" ... Check! (... And some very short memories too.)
Sarah Palin Defends Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson: "Free Speech Is an Endangered Species"
Celebrity News, USmagazine.com -- Dec 19, 2013
On Dec. 18, the Alaska native, who had her own reality series on TLC in 2010, wrote on her Facebook page, "Free speech is an endangered species. Those 'intolerants' hatin’ and taking on the Duck Dynasty patriarch for voicing his personal opinion are taking on all of us."
All us ...
Club Members ...?
All us ... holier-than-thou pontificaters, who know not where from which they speak.
'Duck Dynasty's' Phil Robertson, Miss Kay talk pre-fame adultery, suicidal moments and alcoholism
by Terri Schwartz, zap2it.com -- Nov 20, 2013
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It started when Phil's alcoholism got worse, to the point that he got in a big barroom brawl and he drove Miss Kay and their children off. "It got about as bad as it can get," Miss Kay tells Us Weekly.
Phil even accused Miss Kay of cheating on him, and that led her to want to kill herself. "For him just to say that ... I think that's the most hopeless feeling I had," she says. "[I felt] like I could not save this marriage, I couldn't save him. I was obviously not feeling like I could rise above it."
In the trailer for the 30-minute movie, Miss Kay says, "The drinking got worse. And I knew then, but I didn't want to believe it -- he was running around on me. And what I would tell my boys all the time is, 'That's not your daddy. That's the devil in your daddy.'"
[...]
Nice Parentin' there Phil. At least you know something about The Sins, you're condemnin'.
Because in case you didn't know it Phil, drunkards keep a unique company too ... when it comes to after-life Clubbing around ... according to your rules ...
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Here's the passage that [Phil] Robertson was referring to, according today's preferred text, the New International Version of the Bible: [1 Corinthians 6:9-11 to be exact, {written by that oh-so infallible Paul ... man that guy had some "thorny" problems ...}]
"Do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men, nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. And that is what some of you were.
It's alright Phil, they say Club Hades
has 'a dry heat', and all the 50-proof refreshment, an philandering hound-dog could need.
I wish the Club rules were posted sooner, though. I've got 'bad company' to cut connections with and/or catch up with. I'm so confused.
Hey, all you just-ducky Free-Speech champions, can any of you explain to me what an Idolater is/does?
Wait nevermind, think I just figured it out for myself [Colossians 3:5]
"Don't be greedy, for a greedy person is an idolater, worshiping the things of this world."
And we all know Multi-Millionaires, on a never-ending quest for more 'fame and fortune' --
for MORE STUFF --
that THEY don't ever have any "Problems with Greed" ... now do they? (They
Hate Paying Taxes,
just because ... they're So Generous, and Civicly-minded, don't you see?)
And we all know that Bouncer Paul (the once Christian Hunter/Jailer), who's now working the gig at Club Heav's door, will just wink and nod, when you Greedy Idolators show up for the fast-track treatment, you've grown so accustom to. Just don't be surprised, when he hands you the directions, for how to get to Club Celeb instead. It's just down the street from Reality-Purgatory-TV studios. You should know the place ...
They've been waiting for you. But hey you'll probably already feel right at home there, slumming with the Reality-Self-Righteous-Royals. ... aka. your exclusive-Club cohorts.
Post Script -- from another rising-cultural-star Religious Leader:
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“Pope Francis has positions on sexuality but when he does bring them out, he does it in the most accepting way possible,” Ambrosino said [Brandon Ambrosino, an openly gay Christian who writes about religion and sexuality], referring to the pope’s famous remark about “Who am I to judge?” on the issue of homosexuality.
Phil Robertson’s suspension from ‘Duck Dynasty’ sends fans rallying to his side
by Sarah Pulliam Bailey, washingtonpost.com -- Dec 19, 2013
That's quite the counter point. Something one might say, if they actually cared about their fellow humans, and the daily struggles that the 99% of us all face, in the very harsh land call 'just trying to survive'. ... aka. The Real Reality Show, now playing in a town, street, home, and shelter; somewhere just down the street from you. ... Club Members need not notice them at all -- such are the benefits of their exclusive membership: Reality -- it's NOT a problem for them, at all.