In the fastest, and sorriest example of a corporate flip-flop, Cracker Barrel, which previously had started to remove Duck Dynasty merchandise from its shelves, has changed its mind and flipped back, under pressure from the zombie teabagger hordes.
I suppose that Corporate took a look at their customer demographics, and felt they had no choice...
Cracker Barrel puts 'Duck Dynasty' items back on shelvesLet me get this straight. Cracker Barrel apologized to a bunch of racist, homophobic teabagger scumfucks, for offending them? Wow. That's pretty fucking craven, even for a phony-ass corporation that makes money by serving shitty food with a heaping dose of fake-folksy.
Brian Wilson, The Tennessean 3:51 p.m. EST December 22, 2013
Cracker Barrel Old Country Store reversed course Sunday, putting back on its shelves the products it had removed because they were tied to a star of the cable hit Duck Dynasty.
In a statement on its Facebook page, Cracker Barrel said, "When we made the decision to remove and evaluate certain Duck Dynasty items, we offended many of our loyal customers. Our intent was to avoid offending, but that's just what we've done.
"You told us we made a mistake. And, you weren't shy about it. You wrote, you called and you took to social media to express your thoughts and feelings. You flat out told us we were wrong."
The Lebanon, Tenn.-based restaurant company initially removed certain products made by Duck Commander, the business run by the Robertson family of the A&E show, "which we were concerned might offend some of our guests."
I'm sorry, I'm part of that population demographic that revels in offending bigoted shitbags. Any business that caters to those fucks is giving aid and comfort to the enemy.
Granted, I've only eaten at KKKracker Barrel once every five years or so. That ends, and it should also end for you. Boycott Cracker Barrel as long as they act as enablers for bigotry.