The following is a summary of the most important bills to be introduced. Haiku by the http://www.durangoherald.com/... hat tip to Jonathan Thomson.
House Bill 1024: Rep. Carole Murray, R-Castle Rock
The King Cup Cactus.
So sharp. Such bright red flowers.
Your new state cactus.
HB 1041: Rep. Jared Wright, R-Fruita and Rep. Chris Holbert, R-Parker
Hey, conceal your gun
under your coat, citizen.
No permit needed.
HB 1063: Rep. Justin Everett, R-Littleton
Business intruder:
Shoot him down. No penalty.
Bang bang bang bang bang.
I think this all falls within the "There oughta be a law" category. Bills are written in such droll language. Every bill should be accompanied by a haiku.