Welcome to the end of the gun debate! This so-called "Hunting Rifle" allows grandma and your 5-year old to kill that ever so elusive 21-ounce rabbit in your backyard.
It's 2014, and we have just survived a December without a mass shooting (the one in serial Colorado does not count, okay?!) and what better way to prepare for the hunting season (is it coming? Really?) than to head to CES 2014 to be wowed by this beautiful baby pictured below. Hell, the guy in the interview says he can teach you how to shoot and NEVER MISS in 5 minutes. Now, Dick Cheney will never have to worry about shooting someone's ass! :)
Holly mama! Run baby deer run!
I mean just look at it again! You can mass murder a whole bunch of quails and they would not have the slightest idea what's coming to them. Not with this rifle with a range of at least 1200 yards, tracking capability of up to 10 MPH, and "rapid" shooting capability. That's right, baby! Not just one quail, dozens of quails for dinner!
And to make matter worse for the target, let's say your arch enemy, the young happy camper "the buck", you don't even need to be there on the cold damp forest ground with him. You can fire it wirelessly! Hell, yeah! With terms like "ARM CPU, "lasers" and "wi-fi", you can mount this baby onto your ceiling hatch (make sure you have 360 degree turntable mount so you can look around dumbo!), watch football on your couch, and with the iPad monitoring your surrounding -- no unlucky animal better venture near your domain.
Spoiler alert! You have to have at least a used car worth of dough to get one: from $9,000 to a whooping $17,000 for their top of the line motherfucker! And, they say, they have a very stringent qualifications. So, you kid, might not be able to just ring up and order a couple even if you are a Senator's second removed nephew. But mention that title, and you should be good to go!