Methinks nursery rhymes (adapted) sum it up.
Apologies to Georgie Porgie and Peter Peter:
Christie, Christie, Fatass Bully,
Blocked the Bridge to Hurt Fort Lee,
But with Emails in the Light of Day
Christie, Christie Ran Away.
Christie, Christie, Narcissistie,
Hated a Mayor And Was So Pissed He
Concocted a Massive Traffic Jam
And Then He said, Not Me, No Scam.