… why do 30 minute TV programs seem to have 29 minutes of commercials? …
… we’ve spilt the atom and sent men to the moon, why can’t we improve the
asphalt we use to pave roads to last more than ten minutes after application?…
… are TV car ads endless or do they just seem that way? …
… tell me again what we accomplished in Iraq?…
… since Saudi Arabia women can’t drive, how do they get together to play
canasta? …
… tell me again what we are trying to do in Afghanistan? …
rinsing off my razor …
… why is the worst dental pain when you open your bill from the dentist? …
… can you smoke green pot with a fox, in a box, with a mouse, in a house?…