So many puns, so little time.
It looks like being a bunch of posers as well as racists and homophobes really ain't a great way to run a dynasty.
'Duck Dynasty' rating slide continues
The second episode of the season dropped steeply from the season premiere, shedding nearly 2 million viewers.
Wednesday's "Duck Dynasty
" drew 6.7 million total viewers — off considerably from last week's premiere haul of 8.5 million total viewers.
That means they've shed (like water off a duck's back, maybe?) nearly 4 million viewers in the last two weeks. At this rate they'll be extinct in a month. Can I get a "Buwhahahah!" from the congregation?
It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of duckers.