Why Bust People For Pot?
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Because they likely will surrender without a fight.
Because they likely will be lucid and reasonable.
Because they likely won't require CPR as a result of using pot.
Because they likely won't go through withdrawals as a result of using pot.
Because they likely won't require any medical attention as a result of using pot.
Because they are destroying their lives.
Because they need to stop worrying and love authority.
Because Very Important People said pot is bad.
Because nobody wants more tax revenue.
Because organized criminals should have more money and power.
Because Prohibition worked out so well.
Because empty jail cells make Jesus sad.
Because it's a convenient excuse to take their money.
Because it's a convenient excuse to search their car.
Because it's a convenient excuse to take their car.
Because it's a convenient excuse to take both their cars, their house and their kids.
Because it's a convenient excuse to listen to their phone calls.
Because it's a convenient excuse to remove "undesirables" from decent society.
Because brown people are taking over our country.
Because jazz music.
Because reefer madness.
Because dirty hippies.
Because gateway drug.
Because 100% of people who smoke weed later die.
Because pot turns you into a chupacabra.
Because of all its infuriating code words.
Because busting methheads is too scary.
Because timber profits will be lost if you don't.
Because a fried egg.
Because a limp noodle.
Because it's a convenient excuse to wage war.