Skip to main content

Math, science, mystery
Unraveling the history
It all started with the Lord saying let there be light then creating us from dirt and a rib.

Soldier 1: Did you bring the rope?
Soldier 2: You were supposed to
Soldier 1: I have a hammer and nails
Soldier 2: shrugs
Jesus: Fuck

Angel: You really should look at the Ukraine situation.
God: turns up tv Shut up, a bunch of actors are about to thank me eats popcorn

Teacher: Turn to page 0.
hands raise
"But it's-"
Teacher: It's blank, like your future.
You were born to die.
Welcome to Philosophy 101.

Sneak into church on Saturday night and put fedoras on all the Jesus statues.

You know who doesn't give an absolute fuck? Whales. Just swimming around with their mouths open eating all sorts of fish poop. FISH POOP.

Nature: How do you wanna protect yourselves?
Shark: Teeth are good
Snake: I guess venom
Porcupine: Quills
Skunk: I WANNA PEE A BAD SMELL

If a man could master the look dogs have when someone is eating in front of them, he'd be able to have sex with any woman at will.

Big Rad Wolf: I'll huff and I'll puff puff pass this shit.
Pig: opens the fuck out of door

Tags

Poll

The truth is a shitty excuse for a lack of imagination.

4%2 votes
17%8 votes
23%11 votes
55%26 votes

| 47 votes | Vote | Results

EMAIL TO A FRIEND X
Your Email has been sent.
You must add at least one tag to this diary before publishing it.

Add keywords that describe this diary. Separate multiple keywords with commas.
Tagging tips - Search For Tags - Browse For Tags

?

More Tagging tips:

A tag is a way to search for this diary. If someone is searching for "Barack Obama," is this a diary they'd be trying to find?

Use a person's full name, without any title. Senator Obama may become President Obama, and Michelle Obama might run for office.

If your diary covers an election or elected official, use election tags, which are generally the state abbreviation followed by the office. CA-01 is the first district House seat. CA-Sen covers both senate races. NY-GOV covers the New York governor's race.

Tags do not compound: that is, "education reform" is a completely different tag from "education". A tag like "reform" alone is probably not meaningful.

Consider if one or more of these tags fits your diary: Civil Rights, Community, Congress, Culture, Economy, Education, Elections, Energy, Environment, Health Care, International, Labor, Law, Media, Meta, National Security, Science, Transportation, or White House. If your diary is specific to a state, consider adding the state (California, Texas, etc). Keep in mind, though, that there are many wonderful and important diaries that don't fit in any of these tags. Don't worry if yours doesn't.

You can add a private note to this diary when hotlisting it:
Are you sure you want to remove this diary from your hotlist?
Are you sure you want to remove your recommendation? You can only recommend a diary once, so you will not be able to re-recommend it afterwards.
Rescue this diary, and add a note:
Are you sure you want to remove this diary from Rescue?
Choose where to republish this diary. The diary will be added to the queue for that group. Publish it from the queue to make it appear.

You must be a member of a group to use this feature.

Add a quick update to your diary without changing the diary itself:
Are you sure you want to remove this diary?
(The diary will be removed from the site and returned to your drafts for further editing.)
(The diary will be removed.)
Are you sure you want to save these changes to the published diary?

Comment Preferences

Subscribe or Donate to support Daily Kos.

Click here for the mobile view of the site