This is the diary that almost wasn't...Saturday night after work I accidentally hit two keys (alt N, I think) that turned on a program on Win8 to talk to me, and turned OFF my keyboard. ("You cannot share from the desktop.") So I couldn't even type into a search bar to find out how to fix it.
Luckily today, with some telephone help, I managed to make the program go away.
But if, like me, you are a computer user, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM WINDOWS 8. It's worse than WinME, which was my previous nadir in the Windows universe of suckitude.
And now, on to our scheduled theatrical programme:
If you are VERY young and have never heard of Ethel Merman...(I feel sorry for you)...here is here Wikipedia page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/...
Not Ethel Merman, but what a terrific dance number (Thanks, Sutton Foster):