And sprinkled in between are the panels ... here's just a taste:
Healthcare After ObamaCare: A Practical Guide for Living When No One Has Insurance and America Runs Out of Doctors (Part 1)Yes, there is a Part 2. Maybe featuring death panels? Or a straw repeal vote?
Conservative Journalism: From Benghazi to the IRS – a Layman’s GuideRemove the scare quotes and that will be a very helpful panel.
to Covering “Phony Scandals” New Media Style
Why Conservatism is Right for Women: How Conservatives Should Talk About Life, Prosperity & National SecurityIt's so cute that they have to teach the faithful how to talk to women. Again. Oh, and by the way, of the 25 scheduled speakers at CPAC, only three are women.
What's the Deal with Global Warming?Short answer: Doesn't exist, drill, baby, drill!
Honoring America’s Military Heroes ... with Colonel Allen West, USA (Ret.)Presumably the heroes who weren't forced out of the military in disgrace.
More Guns, Less Crime: How Law Enforcement is Beginning to Embrace a Well-Armed Civilian PopulationModerated by—you guessed it—the Executive Director of the National Rifle Association. No word if Sheriff Joe will be there.
And of course:
Movie Screening: "Ronald Reagan: Rendezvous with Destiny"... because no conservative gathering would be complete without an homage to St. Ronald of Reagan. (I'll skip the inappropriate joke about where he's rendezvousing these days ...)
Stay tuned. We'll cover this event as time and our ability to type while laughing hysterically permits.