Dear fellow Americans
The United States is lagging behind in the race to secure the suns resources.
The communists in Europe have taken a bold lead in capturing the suns energy followed closely by China. Whilst the United States languishes in fifth place.
As Americans we must not allow these socialist pinko fascists to secure these resources for themselves, we cannot lag behind in this race to secure solar energy for our future. We must boldly implement a program to harness solar energy before it is too late and the suns resources are used by our competitors to undermine our way of life.
Only by capturing the maximum amount of solar energy can we ensure our rights to the limited solar energy available. Heaven knows at some point the sun may go supernova and where will we be then? Now is the time to harness the suns resources and to keep America great. We are therefore launching the Solar Freedom Project to maintain the availability of solar energy to all American families for an exceptional future.
Signed
Lafeminista
Lead Scientist of the Republican Party Solar Capture Committee.