Welcome to the internet. That area there is for porn and over there is where nerds think too much about shit that doesn’t matter.
I don't how to feel about Tuesday. I hate Monday, tolerate Wednesday, respect Thursday, love Friday. But Tuesday... I dunno about Tuesday.
If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that shit means but at least they're not talking to you anymore.
Mischief is the most beautiful thing about this dull existence we call life.
A housefly has 4000 lenses on each eye. Don’t worry about giving us wings, nature. Just make sure something that lives 2 days has 8000 eyes.
Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job.
"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's..."
SUPERMAN FRANK. ITS ALWAYS FUCKING SUPERMAN. BIRDS AND PLANES DONT WEAR BRIGHT RED CAPES FRANK
90% of all species that have become extinct are birds. Those morons obviously aren't taking full advantage of their wings.