There wouldn't be any shootings at Fort Hood if people there had guns and were trained to use them.
The Supreme Court just guaranteed that our next president will be a Koch Brothers-designed Caucasian robot that runs on poor people meat.
"And then it turned out the 7.1 million who enrolled...WERE DEAD THE WHOLE TIME!" - M. Night Shyamalan's "Obamacare"
Son let’s talk about climate change. When a climate reaches a certain age, it starts to grow hair in new places and other stuff.
I've heard "No" and "goddamnit Jon!" way too much for someone as awesome as I am.
There has to be a harder way to learn that lesson and I will not stop until I find it.
draws line in sand
drowns in tidal wave
I'll make an awesome statistic some day.