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Are we seeing a possible insurrection in Kansas? Is it the beginning of Planet Of The Apes? All I know is the chimps have escaped from the Kansas City Zoo and who knows where they are headed.

At Huffington Post here is what they are saying and it isn't much:

Chimpanzees broke out of their enclosures at Kansas City Zoo, and the area is on lockdown as officials try to track down the escapees.
I think those chimps have been paying attention to the goings on in Topeka and they are going to set things straight. here, here, here (ad infinitum it would seem)

So it is sixty miles from Kansas City to Topeka--how long will it take for the chimps to make it? I read it is 1 hour in current traffic but can they drive? As I recall from the Kansas landscape I don't think there are a lot of trees to swing from in between. So as for public transportation they can take the train, the bus or fly--well I don't think they have the ID for flying. And they will probably have to stop off at TJ Maxx or someplace else for some appropriate outfits. All I can say is I am rooting for them. If Planet Of The Apes begins in the Kansas State Legislature it will be an improvement over what is there now.

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