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Scott 'Beefcake' Brown never had any credibility as a potential Senator for The Granite State. Now, in a bid to strengthen his credentials as a redneck Surrealist, Brown has called on the toad-like misogynist John Sununu to shred any credibility remaining and then urinate on it from a great height.

Addressing a rally for Brown in Portsmouth, N.H., the state's former Gov. and comically optimistic Romney cheerleader John Sununu said:

“Scott’s happiest days as a young man were in New Hampshire. … So it’s going to be great to have a senator that was born virtually in the state of New Hampshire."
Don't you love that 'virtually'? 'Virtually', in this case meaning 'not at all'. I guess Beefcake Brown can drive his pickup across the line to Maine, post November. He can get 'virtually born' there next.

In fact; there isn't a state in the Union that Scotty can't get himself 'virtually' born in. I sense a new career being born: Beefcake Brown, the perpetual candidate. He deserves your vote because he was 'virtually' born next-door.

Originally posted to Retroactive Genius on Mon Apr 14, 2014 at 10:05 AM PDT.

Also republished by Take New Hampshire Forward!.

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