From Rachel Maddow last night
Rand Paul caught knocking GOP’s false saint Ronald Reagan
Rachel Maddow shows how Republicans worked to inflate Ronald Reagan’s image to the point that they’re stuck canonizing a politician they don’t necessarily agree with or else spinning a story not supported by the facts of history.
I want to simplify this process
The United States of Reagan.
Every State to be called R.Reagan numbered 1 through 50 to distinguish them.
All male conservatives to change their names to Ronald Reagan.
All female conservatives to change their names to Ronette Reagan.
All streets to be named Ronald Reagan St
All geographical features [mountains, lakes, oceans etc] to be named after Ronald Reagan.
Earth to be changed to Reagan.
All other countries to be termed generically as "foreign parts".
This also makes "learnin bout" geography obsolete