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Memorial Day is over! I expected the President, the Vice President, Bohener and various other elected officials to be under arrest by now. Surely the Patriots from Operation American Spring would have done their holy duty by now. After all they have had ample opportunity to do so. Both Obama and Biden had lunch together in a well known local restaurant on Friday away from the White House and all those pesky bodyguards and officials.

Nope.

Well then, what about the walk the President took on the Mall on Saturday? Again, without most of his bodyguards and actually walking and talking to people he met on the way.

What! Missed again?

You'd think that 30 million people would be able to accomplish their holy mandate quite easily.

Oh...what?

Only 50 people showed up to march on the White House and rid the country of it's Kenyan Usurper and all his henchmen, thus saving the country and re-establishing the 9th and10th Ammendment as it was meant to be according to the holy orders from Colonel Riley.

Somebody got their math wrong...ooops! Okay, so maybe when Rolling Thunder arrives as promised by Riley, they could finally get the job done!

Yeah, that would work. Thousands of biker dudes on really loud bikes will scare the sh*#t out of Obama and he'll give himself up!

Errr, no.

The bikers rode on by, ignoring all those faithful followers pathetically waving snake flags. Rats...what's a patriot to do? Give up and go home. After all, they've had enough humiliation for a while, what with no millions, no bikers, no Obama and a FB page stolen from them. Over the sqiggle you go..

You see, on Friday someone they trusted stole their backup page and gave it to the safekeeping of goats

You heard me....goatz

And those damned goats ran amok on their page. Posting selfies, writing awful captions and OH!... those degrading posts!

Want to check it out? https://www.facebook.com/....

Update:Oops. I put in the wrong link! this on is to the goated page

https://www.facebook.com/....

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  •  Tip Jar (10+ / 0-)

    A fo ben, bid bont. - Welsh proverb. ( translation: If you want to be a leader, be a bridge.)

    by Gwennedd on Thu May 29, 2014 at 04:57:18 AM PDT

  •  The Way I Figure It, the Different Factions of (6+ / 0-)

    the revolution each thought a different 30 million people had been alerted, so there would've been maybe 120 million people coming, but they all thought it was the other 30 million each time.

    We are called to speak for the weak, for the voiceless, for victims of our nation and for those it calls enemy.... --ML King "Beyond Vietnam"

    by Gooserock on Thu May 29, 2014 at 05:06:54 AM PDT

  •  to answer your (2+ / 0-)
    Recommended by:
    Gwennedd, Pinto Pony

    question, they are at their screens and key boards in their houses with their arsenals, brooding and plotting.

    One a these days they are going to take some wisdom from other revolutionary groups and realize that cutting the head off of their enemy is too large a task, and begin a campaign of assassination and car bombing at regional federal government centers.

    It seems like a natural progression to me.

    I buy and sell well trained riding mules and American Mammoth Jack Stock.

    by old mule on Thu May 29, 2014 at 05:26:56 AM PDT

  •  Where are they? (2+ / 0-)
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    Aunt Pat, Calamity Jean

    In the fevered minds of these screwballs, that's where.

    Float like a manhole cover, sting like a sash weight! Clean Coal Is A Clinker!

    by JeffW on Thu May 29, 2014 at 06:21:42 AM PDT

  •  So. They are going to call a federal agency, th... (4+ / 0-)

    So. They are going to call a federal agency, the FCC, to arrest the people who hacked their FB page?!!?

    Calling in the government you are revolting against to protect your revolution from people revolting against you. Got it.

    Has it stopped raining down there yet so all those millions of patriots can get out of all those campgrounds they're trapped in?

    WHERE ARE YOU AT? WHERE ARE YOU ALL? WE PUT OUT THE CALL!!

    Dumbasses.

    •  Yup! Kinda beggars belief , don't it? (0+ / 0-)

      This whole ..erm...picnic(?)... was just a collective wet dream of a doomed revolution.

      Only the goat revolution was successful!

      A fo ben, bid bont. - Welsh proverb. ( translation: If you want to be a leader, be a bridge.)

      by Gwennedd on Thu May 29, 2014 at 08:02:20 AM PDT

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  •  That's not the link to the goated page. (1+ / 0-)
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    Gwennedd

    It's the link to the newest OAS page. Ugh :(

    I yam what I yam --Popeye

    by BadKitties on Thu May 29, 2014 at 09:08:20 AM PDT

  •  love them goats (1+ / 0-)
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    Gwennedd

    and love they comments on the goat page too. I have often looked upon my neighbor's goats in a covetous manner, but haven't gotten any yet.
    Wild home grown anarchich humor is a fine thing.
    But it is a mistake to look upon the rightists as harmless fools.
    Home grown rightist terrorists have killed many more in the last fifteen years than any muslims., here in the USA.
    They have their own theorists too, who know just as well as any other proletarian revolutionary group how to cow the media and use terror attacks to wreck a society.
    The have great but as yet unorganized financial resources, too.
    We are giving them time by not taking them seriously.
    The great powers didn't take Ben-Gurion or Fidel seriously at first either.

    I buy and sell well trained riding mules and American Mammoth Jack Stock.

    by old mule on Thu May 29, 2014 at 11:02:52 AM PDT

    •  I don't look on them as harmless fools. (2+ / 0-)
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      old mule, Calamity Jean

      Fools, certainly. But they're not harmless.  Take Bundy and his cohorts...armed thugs, dangerous ones, if the wrong person leads them. All it takes is one smart person who knows how to manipulate fanatics and can get resources and guns, and you have a bloody revolution on your hands.

      The FBI and others know this and are watching.

      But, while these deluded nutjobs are attempting to overthrow the government and failing this badly...they are worthy of our scorn.

      A fo ben, bid bont. - Welsh proverb. ( translation: If you want to be a leader, be a bridge.)

      by Gwennedd on Thu May 29, 2014 at 11:33:16 AM PDT

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