Well then, what about the walk the President took on the Mall on Saturday? Again, without most of his bodyguards and actually walking and talking to people he met on the way.
What! Missed again?
You'd think that 30 million people would be able to accomplish their holy mandate quite easily.
Only 50 people showed up to march on the White House and rid the country of it's Kenyan Usurper and all his henchmen, thus saving the country and re-establishing the 9th and10th Ammendment as it was meant to be according to the holy orders from Colonel Riley.
Somebody got their math wrong...ooops! Okay, so maybe when Rolling Thunder arrives as promised by Riley, they could finally get the job done!
Yeah, that would work. Thousands of biker dudes on really loud bikes will scare the sh*#t out of Obama and he'll give himself up!
The bikers rode on by, ignoring all those faithful followers pathetically waving snake flags. Rats...what's a patriot to do? Give up and go home. After all, they've had enough humiliation for a while, what with no millions, no bikers, no Obama and a FB page stolen from them. Over the sqiggle you go..
You see, on Friday someone they trusted stole their backup page and gave it to the safekeeping of goats
You heard me....goatz
And those damned goats ran amok on their page. Posting selfies, writing awful captions and OH!... those degrading posts!
Want to check it out? https://www.facebook.com/....
Update:Oops. I put in the wrong link! this on is to the goated page