In today's mail, i received the following, edited here to protect the innocent and guilty:
"Dear art ah zen:
Thank you for becoming a Volunteer Commissioner of Civil Marriages. You have been assigned to the Blah Blah court. Your first day of assignment will be Friday, June 6, 2014. You will report to Mz. Kindly Lady at 830am. Your shift is from 830am to 1230pm."
I am thrilled! Starting Friday, I will be involved in helping lovers, old and young, straight and gay, of any ethnicity, to begin their lives together. What a great way to get some joy in my life!