I saw a car with a "Fraternal Order of Police Assoc. Member" license plate frame. The note I left said "You're under arrest for kissing ass"
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genie appears
"I shall grant you three wishes"
Can I wish for more wishes
"I don't give a fuck" lights cigarette
I respect cannibals. Everytime they take a piss they're probably like "damn my dick looks delicious." It's a tough life.
If you honestly think someone challenging your opinion on something is inherently negative, maybe you're afraid your own beliefs may falter.
The world will always need people who say what others are scared to say.
Hypocrisy will be the death of us all my friends.
I'm sorry if I've offended you. I will immediately change my opinion and world view for you.
How is it possible that I can be so amazing, superior and full of myself all at the same time? Takes some real talent. Way to go, me!