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What time is it when a responsible member of the NRA with an assault rifle kills half of the children in a grade school?

Time to reload.

And what do you give the armed revolutionary who has everything?

A self-inflicted headshot.

How do you make a gun aficionado's eyes light up?

You mount the tactical laser backwards.

Why did the gun enthusiast bring an 18-shot magazine to the movies?

Because the sign said "Under 17 not admitted".

Why do supporters of the Second Amendment hate golf?

Because you can only shoot 18.

What do Constitutionally-protected gun owners call a movie theatre?

A target audience.

Why do licensed gun owners always carry a gun in the car?

So they can qualify to park in the handicap zone.

How do you define the word 'eternity'?

Four stand-your-grounders at a four-way intersection waiting for the others to make the first move.

What do you call four Open Carry members riding in a Volkswagen?


What does the NRA think about 36,000 Americans dying each year from gunshots?

Nice try.

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