It's clear to me that the only possible way to save Iraq from complete collapse is to bring in a ringer.
Specifically, a Canadian one.
When Brian Boitano was in Iraq
Looking for Saddam’s gold
He shocked and awed the Fedayeen
While wearing a blindfold
When Brian Boitano was in Baghdad
Fighting insurgents there
He used his magical fire breath
And saved Paul Bremer’s hair
So what would Brian Boitano do
If we went back today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano do
I want to get some victory
Surely we can find
Those WMD’s this time
I know we can I know it’s true
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano do
In no way shape or form is this meant for commercial gain, merely mocking of neocons who seem to think this time, if only we can haz Brian Boitano, we can win. :)