Wake up, sheeple. Ronald McDonald and Wendy both have red hair. Our burger supply is controlled by a secret cabal of gingers.
Money is only good for buying drugs to take while having sex surrounded by cool art while listening to good music.
I mainly watch sports to see nerdy looking refs say “no fuck you” to rich athletes for 3 hours.
George W. Bush should go to Iraq and try to paint portraits of some of the more noteworthy insurgents.
Real comes and goes. That's why it's not real.