In small towns across America, manly men are customizing their jacked-up diesel trucks to intentionally emit giant plumes of toxic smoke every time they rev their engines. They call it “rollin’ coal,” and it’s something they do for fun.When I'm looking for fun I usually try to minimize how many planets I'm killing, but that's only because my neighbors finally complained about my Death Ray.
There's almost no proper way to describe how forehead-slappingly stupid this "fad" is, so I'll let a dipshit high schooler from South Carolina named Ryan do it for me:
“It’s bad for the environment. That’s definitely true,” says Ryan. “And some of the kids that have diesel trucks can look like tools. And you can cause a wreck, but everything else about it is pretty good.”Well said, Ryan. Aside from killing the anvironment, looking like a tool and possibly causing car accidents, it's pretty cool.
Maybe we should just add a few pity-inches to all tape measures purchased by Republicans, so they can stop killing the planet because their dongs aren't big enough.