I actually sent this through the e-mail on his website. Let's see if he's brave enough to respond.
Dear Speaker Boehner,
Today, I reached my breaking point. It's time that you read a letter from a real American who doesn't live inside a conservative bubble.
John Andrew Boehner, you are a dishonest, disrespectful, arrogant, racist, sexist, hypocritical, un-American son of a bitch.
How dare you and your party falsely accuse President Obama of "repeatedly cross[ing] constitutional lines". How dare you and your party slander my President for caring more about people than he does about corporations. And how dare you and your party attempt to waste my taxpayer dollars on a frivolous lawsuit and an even more frivolous impeachment against my President.
The United States of America is supposed to be a democracy--a goverment of the PEOPLE, by the PEOPLE, and for the PEOPLE. A democracy is NOT a government of the CORPORATION, by the CORPORATION, and for the CORPORATION. That is called "fascism". The Republican Party is the party of fascism, and there is nothing that you or any other Republican can say or do to convince me or any other real American that you are not fascists. Fascism is anti-American and anti-Christian. Matthew 6:24 says, "No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon." The Republican Party had a choice to either serve God or serve money. You and your party overwhelmingly chose to serve money.
As for the U.S. Constitution, I didn't hear you or any other conservatives whine when George W. Bush spent 8 years shredding the Constitution. I didn't hear you or any other conservatives whine when Bush suspended the First, Fourth, and Fifth Amendments for the supposed purpose of protecting America from terrorists. I didn't hear you or any other conservatives whine when Bush ignored the Fourteenth and Fifteenth Amendments by suppressing the voting rights of millions of non-white Americans. And I certainly didn't hear you or any other conservatives whine when Bush called the Constitution "just a God-d*** piece of paper". It has been publicly proved time and again that the Republican Party is the most serious threat to my constitutional rights and freedoms in the world because I am a person and not a corporation.
I thank God every day that Barack Obama is my President. I have never lost a job since President Obama's inauguration. I have been employed in the same job for 5 1/2 years. My taxes have never gone up since President Obama's inauguration. I save every paycheck stub that I have ever received, and they prove that my tax rate has not increased one fraction in 5 1/2 years. I am making more money now that I have ever made in my life. My 401(k) now has value of almost $20,000--five times what my 401(k) was worth when your buddy Bush was in the White House. And thanks to the Affordable Care Act, my healthcare costs have gone down, not up. I pay $84 every two weeks for health insurance for me and my two oldest sons. This is less than half of the $175 that I had to pay every two weeks for healthcare under the Bush Administration.
I'm sorry to break your heart, Mr. Orange... actually, that's a lie. I'm NOT sorry to break your heart with facts from the real world. Everything that you and your party have said about President Obama for the past 7 years have been LIES. It doesn't matter how many times you repeat lies, they are still bald-faced LIES. You have zero evidence that anything that comes out of your mouth is true. You are a liar. You are the father of lies. There is no truth in you. God has a special place in hell for liars--you, Justices Alito and Scalia, Fox "news", Rush Limbaugh, and the rest of the Republican Party. For the love of all that is holy, it is high time for you and the rest of Republican Party to stop lying and stop destroying America unless you all want the Democratic Party to win every single presidential election that takes place for the rest of your lives and your grandchildren's lives.
Since I am a real American and you are a cut-and-run coward who pretends to be a real American, I know that you are too scared to read this letter or publicly address this letter. That is why I have decided to exercise my First Amendment rights by publishing this letter so that everybody in the world can see what a boner you truly are.
So fuck you, Mr. Oompa Loompa. Fuck you in the ass with a diseased dildo.
Bo R. Bielefeldt
(EDIT: OK, so I admit that I didn't actually send the two "fuck you"s at the end to Boehner. I just added that on DK for emphasis.)