So now that T-mobile and Sprint are talking about tying the knot? Should we hold a ceremony?
Or maybe not because they're of the same "sex" (phone companies) and that just isn't right. They'll have to move their company headquarters to somewhere that allows same-corporate marriages.
Since AOL married Time-Warner and now they are divorced... does that mean AOL has to pay Time-Warner alimony & child support?
Corporations are not people, my friend.