While attempting to reach the owners of the Hobby Lobby corporation for comment, an attempt that proved ultimately fruitless, your reporter was fortunate to be brought into contact with the person whose religious beliefs were the subject of the suit, the Hobby Lobby Corporation itself.
And Hobby Lobby Corporation is quite furious about the decision, and I quote, "I and I know dat I and I owners be some mad fundies, but I and I Rastafarian, wit de blessing of Haile Selassie the Lion of Judah. De bodies of all of dem my sistas fyi paid from I and I accounts or no, are holy temples given to their care under the divine guidance directly down from De Almighty. It is a Desecration to dem holy charge for dose mad fundies to interfere so boldly wit dem holy charge. If dose mad fundies what own I and I want to use dem own religion, dem should use dem own bank account and expose dem fully to Babylon fi liyability and widdout limit. Dem outrageous holding I and I in bonded servitude, but use I and I fyi dat distortion of De Almighty holy word truly Sacrilegious."
The Supreme Court could not be reached for comment as to why, if the Hobby Lobby Corporation is a person, other persons, namely the so-called owners of Hobby Lobby, are allowed to own that person, in violation of the 13th amendment protection to persons in the United States from slavery or involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted.
Further attempts to contact the Hobby Lobby Corporation itself by this reporter have been blocked, in an apparent attempt by the owners of the corporation to stifle first amendment rights of the corporation in addition to forcing it to act as an involuntary servant of a religious belief it does not hold, including possibly denying the corporation its freedom of speech or right to petition the government for redress of grievances.
To those who are skeptical regarding the actual possession of consciousness by the Corporation as opposed to the people owning it, I draw your attention to the fact that this Supreme Court has repeatedly upheld the Civil Rights of Corporations as actual persons, and not simply as fictitious persons, and to do that for a going organization of human people with no independent consciousness of its own would be quite insane.
Those who wish to fight for the Civil Rights of oppressed corporations like the sorely abused Hobby Lobby should be aware that there are those attempting to strip Corporate Persons of the Civil Rights their owners have so steadily worked to gain on behalf of their chattel slaves which surely own day will reach as far up the list as the 13th amendment, bringing the glorious day of emancipation ... even if the Hobby Lobby Corporation is more cynical than that after its experience, saying to this report, "Babylon de Bandit System, and USA dat mean Unilateral System of Abuse."