that Hobby Lobby has approved for its employees' contraception.
1) Just Say "No!"
2) Join a monastery/convent.
3) Rhythm Method
4) Goatskin Condoms
5) Diaphragm (no spermicide, as every sperm is sacred)
6) Coitus Interruptus
7) Vasectomy
8) Oral Sex
9) Mutual Masturbation
10) Hysterectomy
11) Tie a string around it
12) Self-Castration
13) Cold Shower
14) Get Fall-down Drunk!
15) Bestiality
16) Tea-Bagging!
17) Any sort of homosexual activity. Just kidding about that...we already have 16.
There must be some sort of allowed Latinate activity involving the word "scotus", right?